So I stole this from my friend because I am cool like that.

Your real name: Jessica Taylor Kimpton
Age: 16
Height: 5'7"
Natural hair colour: Medium brown hair with reddish and blond highlights.
Eye colour: Blue-green
Skin color: Homegirl is whiiiiiiiiiiiitttteeee.
Glasses/contacts?: Glasses that are so fucking broken right now.
Piercings: Ears, yeah that’s it. I am lamebus.
Tattoos: Gah never I hate pain too much.
Braces: Hell no.
Other distinctive markings: pffft none.

.:¦FAVOURITE¦:.

Colour: Purple in every shade imaginable.
Band: Currently I am constantly listening to Lady Gaga.
Video game: Anything Harvest Moon. Redundancy Train here I come!
Movie: Spirited Away.
Book: I don’t really have one right now.
Food: I like me some salmon.
Game on a cell phone: L my phone is not activated.
Flower: Tiger Lily.
Scent: Spearmint
Animal: Red Fox.
Comic book: Bah comics L
Cereal: hmmm omfg I love Reese Puffs.
Website: …..I’m not really sure.
Cartoon: Fairly odd parents or Spongebob Squarepants.

.:¦DO YOU¦:.

Play an instrument?: I used to play trumpet. I can kinda play recorder….kinda.
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: Not really anymore.
Like to sing?: Oh god yes. I was born to sing.
Have a job?: I babysit too much to get a job L
Have a cell phone?: Now I do! It’s so cool it’s not activated!
Like to play sports?: Heheheheh no
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Nah
Have a crush on someone?: Yup :3
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: Caaaannnnnaaaadddddaaaa.
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: We have 4 working televisions….
Have any special talents/skills?: I like to make people laugh, and to fix things.
Exercise daily?: Pffft nah.
Like school?: Fuck no.

.:¦CAN YOU¦:.

Sing the alphabet backwards?: Er no
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: All the time.
Speak any other languages?: Sadly no.
Go a day without food?: Yes sometimes I just forget.
Remember your dreams: Usually.
Read music, not just tabs?: I am a vocalist who can’t read music...
Roll your tongue?: Uh yeah….?
Eat a whole pizza?: personal pizza? Yes.

.:¦HAVE YOU EVER¦:.

Won something in the lottery?: No.
Snuck out of the house?: Why would I have to? Oh right some people parents actually care if their kids do that.
Lied to get out of trouble?: All the time.
Had a computer crash?: Yes every one I have owned. Am I doin it wrong?
Seen a shooting star?: Never L
Been to any other countries?: Nah I loves me some Canada.
Had a serious surgery?: No.
Stolen something important to someone else?: Nope.
Solved a rubiks cube?: Never.
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: Yes to go to the store and the post office.
Cried over a girl?: Aye, when I feel hurt by a friend I cry.
Cried over a boy?: Yes, when I was rejected three times when I confessed love. No one I love likes me back.
Kissed a random stranger?: eerrrrr no.
Hugged a random stranger?: Nah I am not that kind of person.
Been in a fist fight?: No I catfight if I ever fight.
Been arrested?: …..no comment
Done drugs?: Hugging my friend Steven should count. His hoodies smell like weed so bad they make everyone else high.
Had alcohol?: I’m from Saskatchewan, it’s a rite of passage in grade 4.
Laughed and had something come out of your nose?: Yes, and it’s always been soda.
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: Never.
Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: Never been bothered.
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: Gah my mom dropped me off when my kindergarten class didn’t have school L
Swore at your parents?: Usually me and mom swear at eachother all the time. It’s our special kind of love.
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: Nah never been bothered.
Been to a casino?: I do not fancy losing my money.
Ran over an animal and killed it?: LOLBUS me and mom ran over a dog once..
Gotten stitches?: Nope.
Had a water balloon fight in winter?: Yes it was hella fun.
Made homemade muffins?: Suprizingly I have not attempted muffins.
Bitten someone?: I nom my friend’s shoulders daily.
Been to Disneyland/Disneyworld?: GAH NO WHY MUST YOU REMIND ME!
Burped in someone’s face?: Ew no.

.:¦WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU¦:.

Brushed your teeth: Last night… haven’t gotten upstairs yet today.
Cried: All week.
Went to the bathroom: Again haven’t been up there yet.
Saw a movie in a theatre: LOL like three years ago I saw Peter Pan.
Read a book: August.
Had a snow day: Today actually! Mom is not making me go to school.
Had a party: Ummmm my birthday in April but that sucked and after that I spent six months in depression.
Went to a doctor: I can’t remember but not too long ago.
Tripped in front of someone: Can’t remember.
Went to the grocery store: Last week.
Got sick: LOL I am never not sick.
Got curshed: Couple days ago it felt like I was dead inside.
Called someone: I don’t want to talk about this anymore this meme is making me sad.

.:¦DO YOU PREFER¦:.

Fruit/vegetables: Veggies.
Black/white: Black.
Lights on/lights off: Off because I find light gives me headaches..
TV/movie: Television
Body spray/lotion: Body spray.
Cash/cheque: Cash, that’s how I roll wiggas.
Pillows/blankets: Blaaaannnkkkeeetttss I have 7.
Headache/stomach ache: Headache plz.
Paint/charcoal: Ugh none.
Chinese food/Mexican food: Chinese please..
Summer/winter: yay for Wintar.
Snow/rain: Snow it’s so lovely.
Fog/misty: …there is a difference *runs to wikipedia*
Rock/rap: Rock fo’sho
Meat/vegetarian: I’d like that dead cow on my plate please.
Chocolate/vanilla: Vanilla has so many more possibilities.
Sprinkles/icing: YAY FOR SPRINKLES.
Cake/pie: The cake is not a lie.

Strawberries/blueberries: Yuck neither.
Ocean/swimming pool: MMMMMM chlorine!
Cookies/muffins: Muffintastic!
Wallet/pocket: Screw that I want a purse!
Window/door: Doors.
Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: Say what?
Pink/purple: Purple powar!
Cat/dog: Both.
Long sleeve/short sleeve: Long because it’s warmer.
Pants/shorts: Pants.
Winter break/spring break: WE HAVE NO SPRING BREAK!
Spring/autumn: Autumn.
Clouds/clear sky: Clear Sky.
Moon/mars: The moon is amazing…it controls the tides.
Questions/Answers: Anwsers I love to know answers! It comes to me going insane without said answers.
War/Peace: Peace!

.:¦ABOUT YOU¦:. I...

Am: A moody, bitchy, cynical lazy ass that is going slowly insane. But people love me. Go figure?
Want: To solve a current problem.
Need: A fucking ipod.
Love: Singing, my friends and sleeping.
Hate: Pain of any sort, and well, stupid.
Feel: Kinda hurt but I will get over it, I just want things back to normal.
Did: a stupid thing.
Miss: Jasmine, even if she doesn’t miss me I miss her..
Am annoyed by: some peoples refusal to realize the only way to better your life is to do it yourself.
Would rather: have been hibernating for winter.
Am tired of: being ignored, I want to fix these problems people I found the magic wand!
Will always: forget everything like weeks later.

.:¦MISCELLANEOUS¦:.

What is your favourite genre of music?: Everything except rap and country.
What time is it now?: 9:13 am
How much money do you have right now?: $50 I believe.
Are you hungry right now?: Nope, I just woketh up.
What are you doing right now?: Debating on going back to sleep.
Do you like parades?: Yes because I love the floats.
Do you like the moon?: Yes I love the moon, so romantic and mysterious.
What are you going to do when you're done with this?: Maybe go back to bed, maybe write my creative writing homework, maybe sob in a corner, lets see how the day plays out!
If you could have any magical power what would it be?: I wanna fly.

.:¦DO YOU THINK YOU ARE¦:.

Funny?: Yes.
Cool?: Cool? I’m cold. (HAHA)
Pretty?: Hell no.
Sarcastic?: No ya think?
Lazy?: lol yeah I am.
Hyper?: Not right now…
Friendly?: I am not even sure.
Evil?: You know, not really, like I can be mean but I am not evil.
BC: What?
Me: I’d hope I am me.
Unforgettable?: No I am easily forgotten
Smart?: Not really.
Strong?: Not particularly.
Talented?: LOLNO.
Dorky?: Yeah I am it’s sad but true.

.:¦WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD¦:.

High: Kite
Lonely: Now
Pen: Ink
Flower: Lilies
Window: Into the soul
Psycho: Used
Brain freeze: -47C
Strange: Brew! lolbus
Sassy: Grizabella
Suffering: Currently me for no reason
Art: Can’t do it!

.:¦WOULD YOU EVER¦:.

Sky dive?: I am scared of heights so no.
Run away?: I want to but I can’t
Curse at a teacher?: No They are not worth my breath.
Not take a shower for a week?: Yes and before you murder me it was at summer camp and the shower was full of spiders.
Ask someone out?: Not like a date but to go to the arcade yeah.
Unscrew your cellphone too see what's inside?: I’d be too scared I’d break it.
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: Sometimes but not anymore, people love me for me.
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: Nah.
Go scuba diving?: I would really it sounds fun.
Write a book?: I would really try, but what would I write about.
Assemble a computer?: LOL nah!
Become a rock star?: My dream is to be famous.
Have a long-distance relationship?: Depends.
Marry someone you don't know?: Lets go to Vegas.

.:¦LAST QUESTIONS¦:.

What kind of computer do you have?: Ummmmmm a computer? It’s white?
What grade/level of studies are you in?: Grade 11